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Periodic Table of the Internetby ~michaelritchie200

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I got bored and this is what got produced. And yes, I have a list of what everything means if you can't work it out:

G = Google
Y = Yahoo
F = Flickr
W = Wikipedia
Fb = Facebook
My = MySpace
B = Bebo
Db = Dailybooth
Yt = YouTube
Lj = LiveJournal
Pb = Photobucket
U = Uncyclopedia
Nd = Natalie Dee
T = Twitter
Tu = Tumblr
H = Habbo Hotel
Fn = Friendster
Wp = Word Press
Fd = Funnyordie.com
Tv = TV Tropes
Aj = Ask Jeeves
Sn = Snopes
R = Retaggr
Wq = Wikiquote
C = Collegehumor
Ab = Albino Blacksheep
Bn = Behind the Name
A = Alexa
Ia = Internet Archive
M = Miniclip
Xk = XKCD
Li = Least I Could Do
Hi = Hi5
Da = deviantArt
Pl = Plurk
Bs = Blogspot
V = Vimeo
Ed = Encyclopaedia Dramatica
Hp = Harry Potter Lexicon
Sq = Squidoo
P = Play.com
E = eBay
Az = Amazon
Lf = Last FM
Vu = Vuze
Lv = Live
Fg = Froogle
N = Nitrome
Dc = Dinosaur Comics
Eb = Eight Bit Theatre
Pa = Penny Arcade
Fr = Friends Reunited
Ma = Match.com
Bl = Blogger
Hu = Hulu
D = Digg
Bu = Bulbapedia
Ps = PostSecret
Rt = Rotten
Ne = Neopets
Pn = Pandora
Mq = MapQuest
Cr = Cracked
Av = Aviary
Dr = Dreamwidth
Sd = The Straight Dope
Iw = Irregular Webcomic
Os = The Order of the Stick
Egs = El Goonish Shive
Cad = Ctrl+Alt+Del
Sl = Second Life
Od = Open Diary
Bz = Buzznet
Li = Linked In
Ts = Tweet Stats
Eh = eHarmony
Mo = Moof
Gc = 2 Girls, 1 Cup
Wd = Wikidot
Fml = F**k My Life
Gmh = Gives Me Hope
Ss = Seventh Sanctum

~ErichoTTA Jun 20, 2011

Where's Newgrounds, KnowYourMeme, and ThatGuyWithTheGlasses?

~michaelritchie200 Jun 20, 2011 Hobbyist Writer

There's limited space on a periodic table, going from the original anyway. I did it more from site I use more often I suppose.

~MLEst1-flowers Mar 9, 2010

xD Oh dear me- I was looking for things GMH-related and found this.

If I weren't already sitting on the floor, I would have fallen from laughing so hard!

Brilliant.

~MLE

~DolphinSilverwolf Feb 18, 2010

So would that make EGS a metal or a metalloid? And what would be in the F-block? Would that include Everquest and WoW?

~michaelritchie200 Feb 19, 2010 Hobbyist Writer

I wish I knew...

~blobby44 Oct 7, 2009

haha fml!!! shane dawson.

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