It was 2009, my thoughts were short, my hair was long
Bored with nothing very much to do
I’d climbed a dozen trees and watched a thousand DVDs
It was hell living with nothing fun to do

My books, they’d all been finished
My phone was out of minutes
My life was dull, I felt such great despair
So I logged on the Internet
And man I never will forget
The site that greeted me when I got there

And now we’re all completely hooked
Snapping pets and food and books
Sharing love online through all of our photographs
Drinking ketchup out the bottle, can’t wait until tomorrow
Saying I’m not gonna leave you, oh DailyBooth
Saying I’m not gonna leave you, oh DailyBooth

We upload pictures by the ton
And stalking you is so much fun
My life will never be the same again
We all bow down to Jon
World’s greatest genius, bar none
He showed us that we’re all just really vain

So here’s my hair when it’s not dry
And here’s a handstand that I tried
I tell you, three seconds is just not long enough
Drinking wine right from the bottle, what will we do tomorrow?
Saying I’m not gonna leave you, oh DailyBooth
Saying I’m not gonna leave you, oh DailyBooth

Now Twitter’s been replaced, and nothing happens on MySpace
And Facebook’s reign is coming to an end
I’ve got a brand new page, and you’ll find it’s all the rage
So switch to DailyBooth and make some awesome friends

And now we’re watching all these guys
Give close-ups of their lunch and eyes
Or just waking up and looking kinda rough
People walk in while we’re snapping, why does that always happen?
But still I’m not gonna leave you, oh DailyBooth

We do this in the Apple store
Or while we’re sitting on the floor
Hey look everyone, I got an iPod Touch
So if you are feeling sorrow, join DailyBooth tomorrow
And you’ll say I’m not gonna leave you, oh DailyBooth
Saying I’m not gonna leave you, oh DailyBooth

Saying I’m not gonna leave you, oh DailyBooth
Saying I’m not gonna leave you, oh DailyBooth
Saying I’m not gonna leave you, oh DailyBooth
Saying I’m not gonna leave you, oh DailyBooth