Magikarp with fins so white
Yellow crown, face froze in fright
On the end of every fishing rod
And for evolution, thou are most odd
In battle you are detrimental
You cause great losses, drives us mental
But reach a level past nineteen
And you're a wonder to be seen
For Gyarados, your new name is
In battle, a much stronger fizz
But every trainer stoops to beg
Why can't Gyarados alone come from the egg?
A little poem for the Pokemon that we all love to hate to love.
heheheh. this is great.
Ahh, nostalgia... I'm actually playing through Pokemon Yellow right now, and in the process of training up a Magikarp. So, little extra dimension of creepiness there. X3
I loved this, it is a nice little thought process. In the old games, (before flashy moves), GameFreak thought that Magikarp learning Flail at lvl. 30 would somehow make it amazing. O.o At least it is good for swindling Team Rocket.