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1444 points giveaway.-closeHey everyone. I am mainly doing this giveaway is to promoted my comic strip: Ni comic strips.
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1 favorite this journal to enter.
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To my male halfYou’re the Ash to my Pikachu,
the lenses to my frames.
Whenever the world’s gone mad,
your laugh takes away the pain.

Nerds must stick together,
like paper and glue.
I must have had good karma,
since I chanced upon finding you.

Through all the inside jokes,
and those awkward looks we get,
I’m fairly certain people think we’re crazy;
we’d be better off staying silent, I bet.

But where’s the fun in that?
Eccentric is simply what we’re meant to be!
These fools clearly cannot understand
how entertaining it is to be you and me.

So here’s to you, my dear friend;
my fellow forever Pokémon Tr

Strange ThoughtsOne day just like any other,
I found myself laying in my bed,
all kinds of strange & crazy thoughts going through my head.
How can horses & dragons also be flies?
Could lions really be fish?
Was it nature, or did both these creatures emerge
from a child's demented wish?

Was there ever such a thing as a crippled dinosaur?
Did cavemen ever swim?
Were dogs ever butlers,
tending to their owner's every whim?
Could mice ever play basketball?
Could a tarantula ride a bike?
Were cats ever not lazy
& actually had a few people they liked?

Could an elephant ever go cartsurfing?
Would wolves ever sing karaoke?
Were turtles ever unrestrained by their b

There was a lad named Chaos who live in the North

There was a lad named Chaos who lived upon the north.
Some days upon a bicycle, he would sally forth.
The cat and dog would look at him with a wistful grin,
And sneak into the fridge and fix a Mickey Finn.
“I’ll be so cross without a trout,” Dizzy twitched her tail.
And little Jenny sat and sighed, “Where’s that Russian borzoi boyfriend for me named Mikhail?”
Off he toodled far and wide on his tiny rims,
Mermaids and troll he did search on a mirthful whim.
Down the cliffs he fell and bounced, like a rubber ball,
Luckily he landed on his head to break the spinning fall.
“Curse you, trolls!” he sa

Magical Friend to the End.One thing we can be sure of in life.
Is that relationships come and go.
But friendship never ends.
It's a fact.

For when you are alone.
Or upset.
You can also count on your friends.
To help you out.

And what makes a better friend than a genie.?
To get them out you have to rub the lamp..
And voila!
You have our very own genie.

Having a magical being as a companion is quite.
They can do all sorts of magical things.
Like granting wishes.
And casting spells.

Do you have a friend who can turn into any animal he wants?
Or a friend that can teleport?
Or a friend who can shrink in size?
Do you have a friend who is magical?

If you don't.
You bett

Walken ChantI installed the program.
I invented it.
But I never intended it to be like this.
I meant it to be for fun.

As a joke.
But now I find.
I am getting Walkenized.
Cowbell rings in my mind.

It is a slippery slope of no return
When to Walken's ways and face I turn.
My wish will be forever true
I will be Chris and no more me..
Cowbell. Tink Tink Tink Tink..

The sound rings in my head.
It will not leave.
It's changing me.
From within and out.

The dreams were right.
The visions..
I am becoming..Chris..

Chris, Chris..
I know I shouldn't resist.
I can't get enough of this.
I want to run away..
But I can't help but stay.

It controls me.
I can't st

FairiesDew drops have gathered on
Glasses of wine,
Smelling of spring where the
Fairies have dined.
Twilight’s unfriendliness
Scours the trees,
Stealing their dreams in the
Coldness of screams.
Beasts of the shadows now
Clamber ashore
From rivers that demons have
Come from before.
Teeth shine like knives and
Blood is then spilt,
Quenching the thirst of
Lucifer’s hilt….

I thought I’d write
A lovely poem
About some fairies and gnomes,
But this is what happens
When I’m stuck on a weekend at home.

Walken Chant RepriseAt first I was shocked.
I didn't know what to do.
Because becoming Walken.
Was too good to be true.
I thought it would be scary.
Maybe even a little strange.

I took the slippery road of no return.
To the ways of Walken I did turn.
And then my wish and dreams came true.
I am Chris..and no more me.
But there's nothing else i'd like to be.

And to think..
That it started with a Walken fan, a computer program..
And a cowbell.
Tink tink..tink.

The Tired (Japanese) Employee (limerick)Said a 会社員 "I feel better!
To my boss I've just written a letter.
To avoid getting fired,
I've early retired,
And I'm glad 'cuz I'm feeling 疲れた "

Under the Spell of CowbellI invented a program.
To hypnotize people.
And make them be like Walken.
It's kinda complicated really.

I've tried it on myself.
And now I can't stop..
I can't stop thinking about cowbell.
That word puts me in a trance.

The more I hear it.
Or the sound of one..
The more Walken-like I get.
Until me and him are one.

I couldn't resist.
I couldn't fight it.
Just enjoy it.
Feels strange..but nice.

I change more and more..
Until finally..
I am Walken.

Talk like Walken.
Dance like Walken.
Quote Walken..
I am Walken.

I have fallen under the spell.
Under the spell of cowbell.
And it's completely changed who and what I am.
I crave it.

All I have

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Ode to Magikarp

by ~michaelritchie200, Mar 26, 2010, 1:41:40 AM
Literature / Poetry / Humor / Traditional Fixed Forms

Magikarp with fins so white
Yellow crown, face froze in fright
On the end of every fishing rod
And for evolution, thou are most odd
In battle you are detrimental
You cause great losses, drives us mental
But reach a level past nineteen
And you're a wonder to be seen
For Gyarados, your new name is
In battle, a much stronger fizz
But every trainer stoops to beg
Why can't Gyarados alone come from the egg?

Ode to Magikarpby ~michaelritchie200

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A little poem for the Pokemon that we all love to hate to love.

love 1 1

joy 1 1

~~wow 0 0~~

~~mad 0 0~~

~~sad 0 0~~

~~fear 0 0~~

~~neutral 0 0~~

~p-osy Mar 28, 2010

heheheh. this is great.

~CabbyHat Mar 26, 2010

Ahh, nostalgia... I'm actually playing through Pokemon Yellow right now, and in the process of training up a Magikarp. So, little extra dimension of creepiness there. X3

~BENSLAYER Mar 26, 2010

I loved this, it is a nice little thought process.

In the old games, (before flashy moves), GameFreak thought that Magikarp learning Flail at lvl. 30 would somehow make it amazing. O.o At least it is good for swindling Team Rocket.

~michaelritchie200 Mar 26, 2010 Hobbyist Writer

Glad you liked! I never had (and never will have) Gyarados simply because I cannot be bothered to train up Magikarp. Takes forever, but I guess it's worth it.

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