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"Doctor", Parody of "Starman"Another lonely night in Leadworth by myself
Nothing to do, I was bored you know ow ow
This crack was scarin' me, something bout Prisoner Zero it said
Then a loud sound, then a man (not ginger)
Made me cook him up custard and fish fingers
That weren't no policeman, this was something much more weird
There's a Time Lord waiting in the sky
He's coming down to meet us
But I think he'll blow our minds
There's a Doctor waiting in the sky
He took me on his spaceship
Said he'd need me for a while
He tells me:
"I've heard children crying
To save them all I'm trying
And just this once, not lying."
He took me up and showed me everything ing ing
Left my fiancée and engagement ring ing ing
Met up with Van Gogh and with Winston Churchill too
I got pregnant, had a baby girl irl irl
She grew up and was then feared by every world orld orld
She was my best friend too, now tell me, is that not right?
So I'm Amy, floating through the sky
Then Rory came to meet us
But he always seems to die
So we're h
Watched by a godA god sat on his throne of clouds and observed the world beneath him. This was one of his least favourite planets, a pathetic little blob of green and blue in an old-fashioned section of the universe. He didn't know why he'd chosen to watch them, barely paying attention, the way they watched their televisions.
The inhabitants had named it Earth, but it was known by a much more offensive name in ethereal circles.
The natives here, a mostly sapient race called humans, had messed up. Many planets had races that had failed, but few had failed as dramatically as the humans. While other cultures explored the limits of knowledge and scientific advancement, humans had apparently given up, inventing instead a billion and one ways to amuse themselves without achieving anything worthwhile.
The slacker species of the universe a species predisposed to play.
Last time the god had watched here, the humans had just worked out exactly what gravity was and how it worked. It was hardly a mystery b
Xanthic LightAlice and Edward stepped closer together, examining one another in the streetlight. Both of them had aged since they'd last seen one another and looked curiously the same but so different.
"Can you believe it's been fifteen years?" Edward said, raising his hand to stroke Alice's hair.
"Don't," she said. "Edward, please don't do this."
"Fifteen years," he said again. "Great Scott, you can't tell me that the feelings aren't still there, even after all this time." He begged her to agree with him.
"I can't," she said, refusing to look at him now he was so close. Just run, she thought. Kicking herself inside, she wondered why she had agreed to see him. Love didn't fade, even after all this time.
"Maybe I should just go," she said.
"No," he said, firmly. "Oh please, don't go. Please, I made such a mistake when I left you. Queen of my heart, forever and a day." Roaring cars passed them on the bridge, a few of them wondering who the two people were chatting over the water. She wished she had j
Deceased - IIIDying hurts, and don't let anyone tell you any different. People bang on about how, "Oh, he died peacefully in his sleep" and shit like that but don't believe a word of it. OK, my death was violent anyway nothing prepares you for being catapulted through a windscreen but I've spoken to people up here who've died in their sleep and apparently it's no less painful. It's something to do with the soul having to be ripped from the body "ripped" being the key word here.
On the whole though, once you've gone through that, it's actually quite peaceful. I thought I'd be worrying non-stop about the people I've left behind but as it turns out, I'm not. That's not to sound selfish, it's just that once I'm up here, there's nothing I can do about them. Well, OK, so I can help one person, but you don't get any choice in the matter.
Everyone's a guardian angel up here, see. You die, you cover someone's back until the time they're destined to die, making sure they don't pop it firs
Painter - IIWith Josh gone, I don't know what to do anymore. I know we were together for just eleven months, but it felt so right. I guess it always feels right at the beginning if it didn't, you wouldn't press on. Art is my final class of the day but I'm not really with it. We're supposed to be painting the still life in front of us a mish-mash of fabrics, fruit, stuffed birds and the top half of a mannequin but my mind isn't on it. Everyone has made some progress but I still have a pure white canvas staring back at me.
I pick up a paintbrush and continue to think about Josh. It's been a week now. I had a few days off school for it but because I'm not family or anything, I can't get compassionate leave or anything. I've just got to press on. It's hard to think of him laughing and joking now I've seen him with his blood and brains smeared across the front of his car. My leg still twinges a bit from where it was caught under the dashboard, but it's not severely damaged.
Grapevine - IYou'll never guess what I heard! No, wait, I mean it! I shouldn't even really be gossiping about it but I had to tell someone. Do you remember Pete? You know, Pete thingy? The one who was going out with Tina but they broke up when she slept with his brother? You must remember! Think back, it was huge news like, last month. No, two months ago. I don't know. Yeah?
No, well anyway, you remember his mate Duncan? Oh you must know! You'd know him if you saw him he's the one who got really wasted at Anne's eighteenth? Jumped on the table and declared himself King of the Lesbians? Long hair? Anyway, never mind him, it's his brother, Josh. You have to remember Josh! That's right, the one who spent last Hallowe'en making eyes at you and your pumpkin costume. Totally hot.
Anyway, yeah, you'll never guess what happened! He was out driving with his girlfriend Becky you must know Becky and anyway, what they're saying is that he swerved to avoid a deer and crashed and he's dead.
I wake up.I wake up.
I'm on a dark desert highway and I don't remember how I got here. There are a few stars in the sky but no moon and not enough light to guide me. I reach into my pockets and pull out a torch, but with nothing for the light to bounce off, I cannot tell how far I am from anything.
I begin to walk, and I walk for several hours, or maybe days, or maybe just a couple of minutes. I arrive at a house with lights burning from every window. I knock on the door and the wood sounds like metal. There is a clank and a clang and the door opens slightly.
An old woman's face looks out at me. She screams something in a language I don't understand and I feel a bullet lodge itself in my lung. I choke and I wake up
I'm leaning against a set of lockers in my school corridor and I don't remember how I got here. It's after hours, still light outside but the school is empty. I walk down the corridor, which seems longer than I remember. It takes an hour to reach the door at the end. It's locked
Letter To The Future21st July 2010
To Whom It May Concern:
If you have found this letter, congratulations. I am writing this in the year 2010 and hopefully, nuclear war permitting, it will have reached you in the year 2110. The language I am writing in is English which, while I assume will still be a dominant language in one hundred years time, may have been killed off by the Chinese.
2110 sounds so futuristic, but once upon a time 2010 sounded like that, yet here I am. It's weird to think that this year is now history to you, the way we look back at 1910 and think they were a bit backwards. You probably think that about us.
It's 41 years since humans first landed on the moon (unless that has since proved to be a hoax) and we've currently no signs of heading into space again. They keep talking about it, but there's nothing happening. I hope we're on the moon by the time you read this. Hopefully you've got to Mars by now. Maybe you're reading this on Mars!
Are there aliens yet? The closest we get is Doctor
Excerpt: 2117The first noise I heard in one hundred years was a gentle hiss. I felt dizzy and realised that I was lying on cool marble table wearing only shorts. There was a mask over my mouth, feeding me oxygen. I turned my head gently to the side and noticed that the mask was connected to a tube, which fed down into a small glass dome. Inside the dome was what appeared to be a bonsai rainforest.
What I presumed to be a clock was on the wall just above it, although it was hard to tell. It had no hands but instead four circles of various sizes were in place beneath the numbers, one of them ticking with what I presumed were seconds. One was moving too fast to be properly seen.
The hissing continued, very faintly. I wanted to sit up but I quickly realised that my wrists and ankles were fastened to the table, although I could feel no fastening at all. It was almost like I'd been magnetised and stuck to the fridge.
I heard a door open and someone entered the room, and at the same time, the oxygen mask
Jeff x Reader 6He's Really a She?! (PART 6)
Lying on the ground underneath a tree you glare at that douche bag Jeff that was busting a gut laughing at your reaction to him scaring you. He had wet hair and only boxer's still on as he sat on the branch you just fell off of. More laughing was heard from BEN and silence from Jack. Both were getting out of the pond and strolled to your side.
" Bro you should have seen your reaction! Hilarious!" BEN stated wiping tears from his black eyes.
" Ha I got you so good!" Jeff added in and yelled down at you with a huge grin on his face .... not that there wasn't already a permanent smile there.
" Ha ha, that was soooooo funny Jeff ." You say sarcastically as you change to a sitting position on the ground.
You go to stand with the right foot first then the left. The moment your left foot stepped on the ground i
Karkat x Reader: Through the ForestYour name is (__) and your last name is (__) and you're currently wondering through the forests of Alternia. It's a beautiful planet, really. You've always loved strolling through the woods because it pleases you.... a lot. It's a cool day and the weather is perfect. You're walking to your favorite place in the forest, a nice little secluded area near a small lake. Private only to you, and your moirial, Karkat Vantas. You've known the troll for a few years now. You guys like to meet there often.
As you're walking through the forest, taking in all the details of the world around you, you finally arrive to your special little place. Only to find Karkat already there. He's crossing his arms glaring at you.
"HEY FUCKASS, NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D FUCKING COME! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR FUCKING 20 MINUTES!" yells Karkat, annoyed.
"Sorry Karkat, I was taking my time." You say, walking over to him.
"WELL GET HERE FASTER NEXT TIME, (__)" says Karkat.
You sigh and sit down at the lake's edge, while Karka
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A Hope | Eren x Reader | One ShotI ran my hands over the soft ground. As the sun and wind grazed over my face, I wondered how in this world we live in, there can be such struggle and pain and fear breathing the same air as this peaceful scene. I closed my eyes and lie there on the ground. "(First)?" I propped myself up on my elbow, coaxing my eyes open as I turned to face the voice. "Yes?" I asked, looking up at crouching , dark-haired figure. Eren. He sat down on the ground next to me, crossing his legs. "Are you okay?" I nodded, pushing back the memory of the previous day. I had just returned from a mission outside the walls, several of my squad did not return, I was the only one left unscathed. We sat for a moment in bitterly peaceful silence, I held back tears. "If you need to talk." He said after a moment and hesitantly laying a gentle hand on my shoulder. I looked down at the grass as I realized that the peace I had felt was in v
Pray for BurundiBurundi is a landlocked country in central Africa.
It is bordered by Rwanda in the north, Tanzania in the east and south
and the Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC) in the west
Bujumbura is the capital and largest city
The population is over 8 million.
Although the country is landlocked, much of the southwestern border
is adjacent to Lake Tanganyika.
Burundi has long been thought of the Rwanda’s ‘Twin’.
2,000 South Asians
5% Folk/ Animist
The earliest inhabitants of Burundi were the Twa (Pygmy).
The Hutu later came and became the largest group.
By the 15th century the Tutsi migrated from Ethiopia and established a kingdom.
The Burundi Dynasty lasted until 1966.
The kingdom was at its height from 1796-1850
European explorers and missionaries made visits to the area beginning in 1856.
From 1899-1916 Burundi wa
Rant: Defending RosalinaEver since her appearance in Super Mario 3D World, Rosalina has been getting alot of crap from tons of Mario fans. I'm hear to shed some light on this matter once and for all.
Argument: She's replacing Daisy and/or Waluigi and taking there spots in mainstream titles away from them. It's unfair!
And how exactly is she doing that? The last time I checked, Waluigi and Daisy were both still appearing in games. I think you guys are just upset that Rosalina is making mainstream appearances and Daisy and Waluigi aren't. People fail to realize that Daisy and Waluigi were never mainstream to begin with (well, Daisy did appear in Super Mario Land, but that was about what? 2 decades ago?). Now don't get me wrong, I truly do like Daisy and I have absolutely nothing against her, but Daisy was pretty much only brought back to the Mario series to give Peach a partner in Mario spin-offs (and probably to give Luigi a love interest), just like Waluigi was only created to give Wario a partner in Mario sp
Izaya x Reader (Chapter 7) [lemon]Chapter 7,
You started to make dinner, some rice and octopus sausage with some black tea. You heard the door open and it made you jump slightly. You looked and a very tired angry Shizuo stood at the door.
“Sh-Shizuo? Are you okay?” you ask him worried.
He nods his head yes and sits down next to you and eats some of the rice. You sigh and continue eating your rice.
“I couldn’t catch him,” Shizuo finally said. Your face turns red and you look at Shizuo.
“It’s okay, maybe you can kill him another day?” You laugh nervously. Shizuo looks at you weirdly and continues eating his rice.
Later that night as your laying in bed you hear a tap on your window. You roll over and look at the alarm clock. “It’s 2 AM!” You look out the window and see Izaya hanging on the edge. You open the window, “Izaya? Are you crazy? Get in now!” You pull him up into the apartment and he topples over you.
“You’re so lucky Shizuo
Armin x Reader (Part 1)I pushed the library door open gently with my foot, balancing two large cups of coffee. I saw Armin glance up slightly and smile. “Good morning.” he said. I returned the greeting. “I thought I would find you here. Coffee?” I raised one of the mugs towards him slightly. placed his book in his lap and took the cup. “Thank you.” He sat up and crossed his legs, blowing on the coffee to cool it. He sighed. I perched myself on the arm of his chair. “What’s wrong?” I moved my mug with the upward inflection. He shook his head. “Nothing. I’m just tired, I was up last night reading and I fell asleep in here.” I turned to face him, putting my feet next to his in the seat of the chair and bringing my knees to my chin. “That’s why you weren’t at breakfast?” he nodded. “What
New School, New World- Italy's EndingItaly’s Ending- Pastaaaaa~
You turned the TV off with a sigh. Nothing good was on and you didn’t want to do any homework yet. As you sat there wondering about what to do, you absent-mindedly picked up your cell phone and scrolled through your contacts. The first number after your father’s read Feliciano Vargas. You’d forgotten that Ludwig had given you his number a day ago. You smiled and decided to give the guy a call. You hardly had to wait before the cheerful Italian picked up the phone.
“Hey, Feli. It’s (f/n)”
“Oh hi (f/n)! I was just missing you! I’m so bored sitting at home and I wanna see you and Ludwig and Kiku again!”
You laughed as you listened to him whine. “At least you have Lovino with you though”.
“Actually Lovi isn’t here”, Feliciano responded sadly, “He had to go to work”.
“Really? Then who
Character Study: Jazz ClubLively jazz music plays. The club is dark, square lights allowing for just enough vision through the fug. You can almost see the music circle the clientele. Three people sit in the corner booth, all of them smiling and laughing together.
The first is Dexter Ruggles; dressed in a black shirt, black trousers, black ankle boots and a black trilby balanced on his black hair. Just a slim white tie adds colour to the ensemble. He laughs loudly, baring straight teeth, nostrils flaring. He's a writer, a novelist (one book published) who also works as a waiter. He's happy with his lot and his friends.
The second is Rebecca Lowe; dressed in a white top with red swirls all over it, and a short grey skirt. Grey boots reach up to her knees. She has an unlit cigarette behind her ear, tucked into the dark red hair that has been sprayed, straightened and waxed so often one would think it wouldn't bother messing itself up again. She sleeps around, sleeps with anything. She wants a relationship but does
Dead Man's SwitchIn control, then not -
Sudden loss of grip.
Headlong to where?
Details lost, smudged, streaked.
Careening; no system of
No dead man's switch,
On a fast track -
With or without a god?
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