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Haven't Shagged You Yet
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My Mum vs. The ZombiesMy mother is the sort of woman who would go out to loot the shops during the zombie apocalypse and still come back with wholemeal bread and organic juice drinks. I would always have assumed this, but I only knew it to be true now because that was exactly what had happened. Wholemeal bread, organic orange juice, blueberry breakfast bars and a six-pint of skimmed milk. If that had been me sent to do the shopping, I would’ve raided the chocolate and wine.
“There’s nothing moving out there,” Mum said, matter-of-factly, dumping the shopping on the kitchen table. “Bloodied bodies littering the road on the way t My Mum vs. The Zombies
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The ChairSandra nudged Clive hard in the ribs, which appeared to wake him up, although she hadn’t noticed he’d actually been asleep. She whispered, “This is it.” Two muscled men bought a chair onto the front stage and rested it next to the auctioneer.
It was a large armchair with salmon and yellow patterns all over it, and a threadbare white cushion on it. The arms were covered in the same material, save for the ends where varnished wood appeared. The seat and back looked so comfortable they looked like they’d swallow you up. Sandra supposed that this was no different from the way a poison dart frog has bright col The Chair
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Addict. Bitchy. Curious. Depressive. Emotional. Flirtatious. Gossipy. Hellenist. Irrational. Jealous. Knowledgeable. Loyal. Manipulative. Nervous. Ostrobogulous. Punctual. Quidnunc. Respectful. Sarcastic. Thoughtful. Unusual. Vindictive. Wordy. Xylophone. Young. Zeitgeist.

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Current Residence: England
Interests: Reading, writing, theatre, walking, the Internet
Favourite movie: Run Lola Run
Favourite genre of music: Pop
Favourite poet or writer: Douglas Coupland
Favourite style of art: Surrealism
Operating System: Windows Vista
MP3 player of choice: iPod Touch
Favourite game: The Sims 2
Favourite gaming platform: Wii and PC
Favourite cartoon character: Pepe LePew
Personal Quote: "I don't like to judge ... but I do it so well."
Tools of the Trade: Laptop, photographs, music, imagination

Website: http://dailybooth.com/gossipguy17
Email: michaelritchie200@hotmail.com
MSN: michaelritchie200@hotmail.com

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~blobby44 Oct 7, 2009, 6:54:57 PM

hi!!!! im bored so im writing on plls pages hehe! XD

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im gonna race in mx!!

~GreatMik Sep 24, 2009, 5:29:24 AM

thanks for the fav! ^^

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This feels... like something from... a long time ago... somewhere... soft lips... warm arms... many, many times... sweet kisses...

~Vaakku98 Sep 5, 2009, 11:37:27 PM

Thanks for the fav

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Something like a... Kvaaaak ?

~Beyne Jun 3, 2009, 1:24:22 PM

Thank you for the watch!
YAY db friend!

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Don't feed the models <3

*Sbags Apr 18, 2009, 5:09:35 PM

Saw your signature, it made me happy.

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Friends don't let friends use Bad Moon Yellow

~Miss-Boudier Apr 2, 2009, 8:06:50 AM

Heya its lu just thought i'd let you know ive made a new profile (spring cleaning if you will)so you dont think some random person is chatting to you! x

~michaelritchie200 Apr 2, 2009, 11:07:32 PM

Heehee, OK!

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"The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one," he said.
"The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one ... but still, they come."